But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
