I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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