matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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