How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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