Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
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Still dying that you shit outside
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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