I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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