wake up i wanna do it froggy style
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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