So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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