New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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