i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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