I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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