But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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