Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Houston, we have a squirter
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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