fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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