So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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