How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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