You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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