That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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