Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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