ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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