I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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