Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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