You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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