i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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