I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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