I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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