I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Floor bacon is actually really good
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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