some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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