im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
its not stalking. its research.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
