can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I need mimosas to revive my soul
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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