dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
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I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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