Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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