i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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