So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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