She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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