Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
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Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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