Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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