i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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