Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Never underestimate the power of titties
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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