soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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