the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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