...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
