I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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