I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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