let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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