You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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