So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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