i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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