It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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