Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
smell my finger.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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