we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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