spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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