ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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