you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
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We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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