Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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