I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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